当我们坐在一个靠儿童游乐场的时候，一个美女经过。。。
Friday 23 November 2007
Pretty Women!!! 美女!!!
When we are sitting down near a playground, a Pretty Women appeared....
当我们坐在一个靠儿童游乐场的时候，一个美女经过。。。
当我们坐在一个靠儿童游乐场的时候，一个美女经过。。。
Tuesday 20 November 2007
網路大戰 Internet War - Namewee 明志
Namewee, the creator of a list of controversial videos, namely Negarakuku, Kawanku, Muar Chinese, etc had just launched a new video with the title "Internet War".
网络歌手黄明志在发行了几首备受争议的歌曲后，又有最新进展了。他目前推出了最新的歌曲，“网络大战”。
Comments are welcome. Thank you.
敬请留言。谢谢。
网络歌手黄明志在发行了几首备受争议的歌曲后，又有最新进展了。他目前推出了最新的歌曲，“网络大战”。
Comments are welcome. Thank you.
敬请留言。谢谢。
The Chief Judge of Malaysia's Scandal - EarthExplode.Org
This is a video about the scandal of the judisuary in Malaysia.
The story is where a Malaysian lawyer is able to appoint judges.
Feel free to leave your comment. ;)
The story is where a Malaysian lawyer is able to appoint judges.
Feel free to leave your comment. ;)
Saturday 17 November 2007
Malaysian Astronauts - Hilarious!
American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut
Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you..
Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only one million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."
Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million!
"Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!"
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut
Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you..
Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only one million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."
Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million!
"Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!"
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