Tiger Siblings - EarthExplode.Org Jokes

Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings.
Both were blessed with some gifts.
Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away
Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything
They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together.
They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would look at far away
countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see. Sister
would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.


As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each
other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control
themselves. They continued to love each other.

Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad, mother was
very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and gossip about
them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each other.
To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother
destroyed his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that
since they could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...

Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was
touched by it. He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, I did
not buy his CD, so I cannot share with you the lovely song.

I remembered the lyrics though, and will share with you how touching
this song is... enjoy..
(in chinese)

Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu （两只老虎，两只老虎）

Pao de kuai, pao de kaui （跑得快，跑得快）

Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo （一只没有眼睛，一只没有耳朵）

Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai.... （真奇怪，真奇怪）


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Poison Husband - EarthExplode.Org Jokes

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the chemist, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied,
"I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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Origin of 'Negaraku'......

Are you a Malaysian? Have you ever noticed that Malaysia's national anthem is not original? From what we had learned in our History textbook, the national anthem, 'Negaraku' is chosen and taken from the Perak state anthem, 'Terang Bulan'. It was handpicked by Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj, the first prime minister of Malaysia.

However, have you ever noticed that actually the state anthem of Perak was not original also? The melody and some lyrics are actually taken from a popular Indonesian hits song at that time, also named 'Terang Bulan'. But the lyrics are rather awkward and funny. Check it out:-

"Terang bulan,
Terang bulan di kali,
Buaya timbul disangkalah mati.
Jangan percaya mulutlah lelaki,
Berani sumpah 'tapi takut mati.
Jangan percaya mulutlah lelaki,
Berani sumpah 'tapi takut mati."

I think it is rather cute as the lyrics says that "Jangan percaya mulutlah lelaki,
Berani sumpah 'tapi takut mati.", which means "don't believe in a man's word, as they dare to promise, but are coward and are afraid to die, which indirectly means thay can't keep their promises."

This is the video of the song, Terang Bulan:-




Actually, there are lots of versions of 'Terang Bulan' during that time, the version above is just one of the earliest version. There is another rock version of it. Enjoy it here:-




While we are enjoying the Indonesian song, we should have known that they aren't fit to create the high standard and classy feeling of the melody. So they must have copied it from somewhere else also. At last, let the truth behold! The melody actually came from an American-Hawaiian Song, 'Mamula Moon'. Are you excited about hearing the song 'Mamula Moon'? Not to worry, I have it right here:-




Besides that, we also have the much controversial 'NegaraKUKU' which is now being monitored by the government, so I think it is inappropriate to post that video here. Anyway, there is a NEW VERSION of our national anthem, but it is edited by someone unknown on the web. This latest version is less sensitive compared to the former, but quite nice also. It has Mandarin and English subtitles:-




Before I end this entry, I have to clarify something first. I don't intend to post this entry to stir up any sensitive issues or whatever. I am also not responsible for the content of the videos posted here, as I am not the creator of the videos. My intention is just to let every Malaysian know the truth of our Malaysian national anthem's history.

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爸，我回来了 - Jay Chow Song - by Namewee - EarthExplode.Org

This is the video of Jay Chow or 周杰伦/ 周董 few years ago. It was sang by Namewee during his school's activity.

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